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School picnic

of school

Monday, May 9

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VOL. I

PRESIDENT AND TWO
STUDENTS QUESTIONED
ON ELECTION
Charged of Irregularities in Voting

MISSION BANDS HAVE

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7:28 p. m. Sunset
8:00 p. m. Vesper
service:
hanging of Golden Cords
Saturday, May 7
9:00
10:00
11:15
2:15
8:00

a. m.
a. m.
a. m.
p. m.
p. m.
sents

Teachers' meeting
Sabbath school
Preaching
Seminar
College chorus pre"The Holy C i t y "

Sunday, May 8
8:00 p. m. Mother's Day program in Adventist church
9:00 p. m. Engel's
symphonic
orchestra broadcasts Mother's Day program over
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0 Mother o' mine,
I know whose prayers would follow
0 Mbther o' mine!

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love ivould
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WESIEYAN UNIVERSITY
WINS CONTEST

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Felix Lorenz Wins "Hunt
and Peck" Loving Cup

Mrs. Mighty Lonely Is Acquitted by Jury

mine

Wesieyan University won the silver
loving cup at the typewriting contest
between that school and Union College, Saturday night, May 30. Miss
Frances Sergus of Wesieyan w r o t e
470 words with 7 errors, leaving her
40 words net per minute.

— Kipling.

Mother's Day Program
to Be Given

FORMER PRESIDENT OF
UNION PASSES AWAY

Hanging of Qolden Cords

Mrs. Genevieve Tinsley, one of
Union's representatives, wrote 777
words in the ten-minute period, but
omitted three lines containing thirtythree words.
Had it not been f o r
The young people's Missionary Vol
this
omission
she
would have netted
The
Missionary
Volunteer
Society
unteer Society will give a Mother's
F n d a y evening, May 6, will witness 57 words a minute—a gain of sevenDay program Sunday evening, May 8,
the annual hanging of the golden teen over that of Miss Sergus.
in the College View church. Special
cords. A golden cord will be hung
A Remington typewriter was used
features of the program will be a trib
W o r d has been received that Elder
f o r each of those who have recently by the winner. She was awarded a
ute to mothers by Wesley Andress. N. W. Kauble, president of Union Colgone out f r o m Union College to do prize of a five-dollar bill. Each of
a vocal solo by Miss Helen. Jones, lege during 1897, died Wednesday eveservice in f o r e i g n mission fields
the six contestants received a pound
readings by Mrs. Glenn Hilts, Mrs. ning, A p r i l 27, at his home in Lodi,
box of assorted chocolates.
George Mathews, and Master Eugene Calif. Elder Kauble labored f o r sevFollowing the contest a m o c k trial
Elstrom, and a double male quartet
eral years in this section, holdingwas featured by the c o m m e r c i a l stuvarious positions. He was president
dents.
of the Colorado Conference, then
Mrs. Lonely, charged with burning
superintendent of the district now
her house to collect the insurance,
known as the Central Union Conferwas ably defended by her lawyer, A t ence.
From this position he was
torney Keene, against K. O. Keepit,
About thirty students f r o m "The called to the presidency of Union Colrepresenting the Gettit and Keepit f n Land of Ten Thousand Lakes" m e t on lege in 1897. This period witnessed
surance Company, and his lawyer, A t the campus in f r o n t of North Hall important advances in collegiate edutorney Sharp.
with Professor and Mrs. G. C. Jorgen- cational policies, and during his adOn the evening o f April 25 the
The attorney f o r the plaintiff atson, Miss Minnie Olson, and Professor ministration the collegiate departyoung men of South Hall eagerly welt e m p t e d to prove that Mrs. Lonely's
H. O. Olson, president of Broadview ment in the Nebraska State Teachers'
comed Dean W i l c o x home f r o m his
"hired man" who had sprayed the
Theological Seminary, La Grange, 111., Association was organized. Of the six
short spring vacation. A great tenhouse with kerosene " t o kill the cockat 5:15 Thursday morning.
They -Standard colleges in Nebraska sending
sion among the boys was relieved
roaches" had deliberately set fire to
played games until the six o'clock delegates to effect this organization
when Professor W i l c o x was seen c o m the house and l e f t .
Complexities
street car arrived on which Professor Union College was one. Elder Kauble
ing f r o m the car to the dormitory arose in cross-examining the w i t Olson left.
was unable to attend the conference with only one traveling bag, and unnesses, and amusing " s t o r m s " p r e c i p i Then they hiked down Sheridan and appointed Dr. B. E. Nicola then
accompanied.
At the evening wor- tated by the attorneys kept the inBoulevard, returning in time f o r professor of chemistry, to represent
ship, much to the satisfaction of the terest at a high p i t c h throughout the
worship.
While the dormitory stu- Union College.
boys, he expressed his appreciation trial.
dents attended worship, the others
of their conduct during his absence
The defense proved to the satisf r i e d eggs and made cocoa, all of
and promised f a i t h f u l l y that as longf a c t i o n of the jury that the charge
which disappeared b e f o r e time f o r
as he was p r e c e p t o r of South Hall 'he
was false, and Mrs. Lonely was acclasses.
would not " p e s t e r " them with a stepquitted.
Tlie Minnesotians contend that the
mother. It is thought by some, howA " H u n t and P e c k " typewriting
campus of Union College is the best
ever, that an occasional reminder of
contest f o l l o w e d with the f o l l o w i n g
place f o r a real good time—outside
this promise will not be amiss.
results: Felix Lorenz, 18 words p e r
of Minnesota.
Professor W i l c o x spent his vacation minute; H. F. Saxton, 5 in the hole;
at Grand Island with the B. C. Mar- H. D. Enslow, 6 in the hole; and Dr.
shall family.
He reports that hi's Cecil Lovell, 7 in the hole. Mr. Lorchief indulgences were sleeping late enz was awarded a tin loving cup f o r
The Union College chorus o f eighty
in the mornings and playing volley his feat.
voices under the direction of Profesball.
sor William I. Morey, will present
the sacred oratorio "The Holy City,"
by Gaul, in the college chapel Saturday night, May 7, at 8 p. m. '

to Take Place May 6

N. W. Kauble Dies at His Home
in Lodi, California

DEAN WILCOX RETURNS

Assures South Hall Boys of His Loyality

The mission bands which met Friday evening, April 29, had especially
interesting features. Jesse Cowdrick,
the leader of the A f r i c a n band, gave
a dramatic monologue of the struggles
of the f o r c e s of g o o d and evil f o r
the soul o f Ham—embodying
the
|
whole A f r i c a n race. The final triumph
came when the three angels succeeded
in rousing t h e race and loosing it
f r o m the thrall of the spirits of darky ness and barbarism.
The Island band was interested in
the Philippine legends told by Miss
v
Paulenne Strickland, who was in cos
ume.
The current t o p i c of conversation—
China, was discussed in the Asiatic
band. Letters f r o m missionaries in
China, who have gone through some
k very harrowing experiences in the
- present trouble, were read to the
members of this band.

Friday, May 6

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THE MINNESOTANS HAVE SUNRISE PICNIC

China, Attica, and the Philippines
Represented

This Week's Announcements

1927

No. 13

"If
President Thiel, Hubert Teel, and
Sylvia Simon were called t o the o f fice of County Attorney Towle on Friday morning, April 29, to answer to
charges brought against them in regard to alleged irregularities at the
College V i e w village elections, April
5. All three were exonerated.
/
The charge brought against Professor Thiel and the management of the
school was that of bringing undue
pressure upon the students of the college in electioneering to f o r c e them
to vote against the question of annexation. The charge against Mr. Teel
was non-residence.
Miss Simon was
charged with voting twice.
The charges were brought to the attorney's office, April 23, by a comm i t t e e appointed at a mass meeting
of College View citizens in favor of
annexation held Thursday evening,
April 21.

NKHHASKA, THUKSOAY.~MAY""5.

COLLECE CHORUS TO
APPEAR MAY 6

LATE SPRING WEEK
OF PRAYER CLOSES

Eighty Voices to Sing Gaul's "Holy City"

"Working for the Master the Highest
Occupation" Is Central Theme
of Lait Meeting

Miss Elma Fish is the accompanist.
The members of the solo quartet are
Miss
Grace Buck,
soprano;
Miss
•Jeanette Ilawley, alto; W i l l i a m M.
The climax of the late-spring week Robinson, tenor; and Wesley Rhoads,
of prayer was reached Friday night, baritone.
April 29, at the consecration service
conducted by Elder H. U. Stevens.
His conclusion, "Man can engage in
no higher occupation than working
f o r the Great Master," was earnestly
reiterated in the testimonies of many
Miss Rochelle Philmon, professor of
students.
English
at Union College, went to
During the week, Professor C. W.
Marsh, Central Union educational sec- Shelton, Nebr., April 29, to deliver
retary, Pastor R. T. Baer, and Elder the last number of the lyceum course
H. F. Saxton had portrayed the Chris- at tjie academy. The lecture, "The
tian l i f e as the only one bringing Poetry of L i f e , " was enthusiastically
lasting satisfaction; and the closing appreciated by the audience.

Miss Philmon Lectures
at Shelton Academy

W h i l e at the academy she also adservice, Sabbath morning, was conducted by Professor W. W. Prescult, dressed the Missionary Volunteer Sohis topic being "The Good News of ciety, and othjer organizations.
God
Concerning
His
Son,
Jesus
Miss Philmon returned
Monday,'
Christ."
May 2.
I

DEAN REES VISITS
NORTHERN ACADEMIES
Esther Hartzell Fills Position
of Preceptress Pro Tern

Miss Pearl L. Rees, dean of women,
spent last week visiting the academies
of the Northern Union Conference.
She went first to Plainview Academy
at Redfield, S. Dak.; f r o m there to the
Sheyenne River Academy at Harvey,
N. Dak.; and came back by the way
of Maple W o o d Academy, Maple Plain,
Minn., and Oal< Park Academy, Nevada,
Iowa. The object of her itinerary was
to interest the senior classes of
these academies in coming to Union
College next year. Miss Esther Hartzell has been acting as preceptress
during the absence of Miss Rees.

SENIORS HAVE GALA
DAY AT CRETE
Boat Riding, Games, and "Eats"
Furnish Entertainment

Half a hundred seniors w i t h their
sponsor, Professor B. H. W i l c o x , and
Professor H. U. Stevens, Mrs. James
Oss, and Mrs. E. L. Pingenot, left the
campus by auto at 9:30 a. m. Sunday,
May 1, f o r a day's outing at Crete,
Nebr.
Boat riding, games, and "ample
eats" were outstanding features of
the day's entertainment.
They returned in time f o r a study period
Sunday night.

Francis Showacy will be connected
with Elder E. G. Crosier's tent effort
at St. Joseph, Mo., this summer.

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P u b l i s h e d e v e r y T h u r s d a y of t h e s c h o o l year
and m o n t h l y d u r i n g t h e s u m m e r v a c a t i o n by
the S t u d e n t P u b l i s h i n g A s s o c i a t i o n o f Union
College.

Vol. I

May 5, 1927

No. 13

adopt a u n i f o r m , but f o r c o l l e g e girls
I believe it would be unwise.
Yours f o r individuality,
A Reader.
Dear V o x P o p u l i :

Being a man, or at least of the other
side
of the house, I can only approach
College View, Nebraska.
this subject of u n i f o r m dress f r o m the
Subscription
r a t e : One dollar
the
male attitude. T h e r e f o r e I cannot
j e u r , live cents tlic copy.
speak f r o m the side of c o m f o r t or
Entered as s e c o n d - c l a s s m a t t e r a t the post
economy, and neither do I believe that
ottice a t C o l l e g e V i e w , N e b r . , A p r i l (i, l u l l
it concerns morality. I do believe,
under A c t o f Congress of M a r c h a. 1B79. _
Advertising rules furnished on request.
however, that there are two counts on
which I can speak. One is the undeMANAGEMENT
Roger Altman
President sirability of u n i f o r m i t y , the other, the
Earl Gardner
Business M a n a g e r relation of such a regulation to inOpal Kogers
S e c r e t a r y dividuality and character building.
Edna S i m o n
Treasurer
Elden P e t e r s o n
Advertising Manager
llenry Johnson
Advertising Assistant
Elva Babcock
C i r c u l a t i o n Manager
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STAFF
Ivumae Small-Hilts
Harriet P e t e r s o n
G. M. M a t h e w s
Wesley Andreas
E. K . V a n d o Vere
Dorothy Foreman
Gerald M i n c h i n
SPECIAL,
Mary

Ruth

Editor-in-chief
Associate Editor
Associate Editor
Editor
7— Assistant
Assistant Editor
Assistant Editor
Assistant Editor
WRITERS

M i l l e r . Jesse C o w d r i c k ,
V o g e l . J u l i u s iluinunn.
NEWS

Dorothy

WRITERS

A n i t a M a r t i n , k a t h r y n L u t z . E d d a Roes,
u a i o l d l u c U u l i y , t l r o y K l e i n . R a l p h Wilson.

Editorial
" N o w there s t o o d b y t h e cross of Jesus his
Mother!"
John

l'J'M.

W o u l d n ' t this be a w o n d e r f u l w o r l d
if all the trees were oaks, if all the
flowers were roses, if all the grass was
blue grass, and the only weeds were
Russian thistles? A n d say, also, that
in addition every horse was black,
all cows Holsteins, and all dogs
Airdales, and all our cats were y e l low. Then to cap it all, make all the
houses D u t c h style in a r c h i t e c t u r e
and paint t h e m a u n i f o r m white.
W o u d n ' t this be a grand and glorious
world. Then why not all dress alike,
too?

Vox

Skoglund
Photographer
1 2 1 6 O St.

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Moths Feed On Grease Spots
Dry Cleaning Kills Moths and Eggs

College Tailors and Cleaners
Your Tailors Since

1894

College V i e w , N e b r .

Phone Col. 7 2

There's no one calls " I t ' s m o r n i n g , "
No one to brush my hair
Or say, " Y o u r shoes are m u d d y , "
Just 'cause my ma ain't there.
I just can't study lessons,
A n d n o one seems t o care;
Can't fix my mind on nothin',
Just 'cause my ma ain't there.
I hope ma'll soon be comin',
I miss her, I declare!
I ain't cut out f o r bachin',—
Wisht dear ole ma was there.
— Edda Rees.

Every Man Is Thinking About

Spring Suits
What color?

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Photographs Lloe Forever

What style?

What price and where am I going

to buy it?
Now men—you only think you're thinking.

Your mother,

wife, sister, or friend, has already answered all of the questions.

Populi

I believe that girls between the
ages of sixteen and t w e n t y - t w o should
be taught t o c u l t i v a t e their individual
tastes instead of keeping t h e m hidden under a u n i f o r m which is supposed
t o be f o r their b e t t e r m e n t . I do think
that the academies w o u l d do well to

The Hauck Studio

A c a d e m y students greatly enjoyed
an entertainment given by Professor
and Mrs. McCully on Sunday evening,
April 24. Several games provided entertainment.
A f t e r the games ref r e s h m e n t s w e r e served.
Elder Hay was with the academy
during the late spring week of prayer.
His daily talks and endeavor m e t with
Of course I don't know much, but
great success.
I understand that character is only
another name f o r a person'
uality. H o w could one develop taste,
moderation, and c o m m o n sense if
f o r c e d into a drab u n i f o r m i t y with
every o t h e r p o o r mortal, whether it is
MA'S GONE
in conduct, dress, or otherwise. Give
them f r e e d o m and teach t h e m t o use The house just seems so lonely,
The table's just so bare;
wisdom in choice, taste in color,
The
hours drag by so slowly.
ability in m a n u f a c t u r i n g , and characJust 'cause my ma ain't there.
ter is the result. Everyone is different by nature. Let t h e m develop in
accordance with their natural d i f - My socks they get so holy,
A n d buttons get no care,
ferences, m a k i n g the most of natural
advantages in shape, c o m p l e x i o n , and My shirts are torn and mussy,
Just 'cause my ma ain't there.
the like, and at the same t i m e c o v e r -

MOTHER! in w h o m reposes humanity's
greatest love!
In w h o m rests the hope of mankind!
In whom lies the destiny of the nations!
By w h o m civilization either stands
or falls.
By w h o m the cross is upheld and Christianity magnified!
MOTHER!
without w h o m aifection
w o u l d languish, society fail, and
tenderness
and
lovingkindness ing up any disadvantages w h i c h nature may have saddled upon them.
disappear f r o m the earth!
A Mere Man.
Thy name is graven in the hearts o i
men.
It is worthy t o be w r i t t e n
Dear Clock T o w e r :
across the sky in letters o f living
There are rumors that the young
lire. T h e r e b l o o m no flowers as sweet
as thy tendernes-s. N o t all the jewels w o m e n of N o r t h Hall are seriously
t o be f o u n d in the dark caverns of considering the wearing of u n i f o r m s
earth can fashion a c r o w n so radiant this next school year. I think this
or so beautiful as to be worthy of a would be a very g o o d innovation if
p l a c e on the b r o w of one so loved of they were conservative in their plans.
l i t t l e children, so respected of men If a l i t t l e is good, m o r e is not always
better. T h e r e are many reasons f o r
and so honored of God!
adopting a u n i f o r m .
This, custom
No sacrifice is too great, no sufwould establish an equality among the
f e r i n g too intense, no grief Loo p o i g young w o m e n and c u r b the extravanant, f o r m o t h e r to endure f o r the
g a n c e of a certain class, and place the
sake of her child! N e x t to God, w h o m
other class in a position where they
the apostle says is love, she loves
would not continually f e e l the conbest. Her love is deeper than depth,
trast between themselves and others.
wider than width, higher than height,
The dress question would be very easy
m o r e enduring than time.
to handle if regulation gowns were
It seems c o n c e d e d that m o t h e r s worn. W i t h the clothes question, that
have m o r e and greater and deeper eternal t o p i c of conversation
and
l o v e than have others of God's crea- thought among the " f a i r sex," more
tion. A n d thus it is that they must or less settled, I f e e l sure that there
be most like Him.
will be m o r e t i m e f o r study and r e c " H a d I T h y hand. O G o d ! and all its m i g h t . reations, f o r in the first p l a c e there
A n d all t h o w o r k s o f b e a u t y in t h e l i g h t
will not be the time-absorbing task
B e n e a t h m y gaze,
I'd make my noblest work a mother, too.
of planning new clothes, nor will so
A s T h o u d i d s t . Master A r t i s t o f t h e B l u e ,
In h e a v e n ' * w a y s , "
much t i m e be necessary in caring f o r
the clothes.
I
Frankly, I am a lover of the beautiful, and contrary t o the opinion of
some, I think there is always something a t t r a c t i v e in a u n i f o r m .
You
Dear E d i t o r :
know how it is w i t h the soldier boys.
I understand that there is r u m o r
afloat that u n i f o r m s are t o b e worn
by the d o r m i t o r y girls n e x t year. I
am not in f a v o r of this, f o r I f e e l that
Your Photograph
it is i m p r a c t i c a l . I am n o t in a posito
tion to buy new dresses f o r school
next year. I have to wear my last
MOTHER
year's best dress f o r school. I do not
on
believe I ' m the only one in that situation either. As f a r as their looking
Mothers Day
nice is concerned, I agree p e r f e c t l y .
T h e r e is nothing so a t t r a c t i v e as a
will make it the D a y of D a y s
g r o u p all dressed alike, but I doubt
for H e r
seriously if a u n i f o r m c o u l d
be
adopted that w o u l d please and suit
M a k e an a p p o i n t m e n t w i t h
the tall and short, f a t and thin, and
y o u r Photographer
young and old. As f a r as making it
easier to live up t o the dress regulaMOTHER S DAY
tions is concerned, I see no light in
the plan, as it is just as easy to
M A Y 8th
shorten a u n i f o r m as it is t o shorten
any other dress.

i.

There is the o b j e c t i o n that a u n i f o r m
impedes the development of individual g o o d taste, but I believe that this
is u n f o u n d e d in the case of c o l l e g e
women. Besides, the plan, I understand,
would not be f o r wearing the u n i f o r m
constantly, but at certain appointed
times. In a dress in w h i c h she can
b e c o m e un-self-conscious, a girl can
b e her own c h a r m i n g self, and the
u n i f o r m will bring out the individual
personality.
For beauty, then, as well as f o r financial and moral reasons, I am ant i c i p a t i n g with m u c h interest the
f u r t h e r action to b e taken by the
y o u n g women of North Hall.
Interested.

She is the one that wants to see you dress-up.

And she knows

what she wants you to wear.
To her we say:

We want you to look at our men's and young

men's suits. And we want to emphasize the fact that nowhere
else in Lincoln, will you find such an immense assortment, and
so reasonably priced.

On Mother's Day
it's an old-fashioned mother
who , wouldn't
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soups, pies, and salads. I sought shelter under my sister's r o o f , but it was
there, too. I 'took to eating at my
f a v o r i t e restaurant, only t o find that
it had been taken over by a n u t - b u t t e r
fiend. The thing went its course, how-

Epid
piaemics
The article'beloiv ivas written by Gerald Minchin and read
before the Writers' Club at one of its first meetings.

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One of the most significant features
of modern l i f e is epidemics.
Personally, I do not see h o w they can
be avoided, or any great necessity f o r
avoiding them, though o f t e n they are
attended by very calamitous c i r c u m stances.
One of the chief uses of epidemics,
is the fixing of landmarks in our history, g i v i n g us something in c o m m o n
with other people. "The only thing
that makes m e glad that I had
measles, is the f a c t that everyone else
had t h e m at the same t i m e .
Also,
one suffers a very substantial loss, if,
when
the
conversation
turns
on
epidemics, he is unable to say that he
has taken part in at least two or
three. S o m e h o w he loses cast. One
of the inspiring m o m e n t s of a p e r son's l i f e c o m e s when, in the midst of
a table conversation t o u c h i n g epidemics, he suddenly recalls that he once
had c h i c k e n - p o x when the whole town
was down w i t h it, and immediately
*ie bursts f o r t h into an ardent pane g y r i c on the progress, climax, and
denouement of said disease, to the
mutual edification of t h e whole c o m pany.
There was o n c e an e p i d e m i c of appendicitis in our town. It started with
the mayor's w i f e just a f t e r the blackberry season opened and continued f o r
over five months. A f t e r the parson's
w i f e c o n t r a c t e d one, it spread.rapidly
in church circles, until there was
hardly an appendix l e f t in the whole
c o n g r e g a t i o n . This was f o l l o w e d by
a physical c u l t u r e craze. Some have
t r a c e d its o r i g i n to t h e parson's eloquent sermon on Samson, but I am
firmly c o n v i n c e d that it was simply a
reaction f r o m the previous e p i d e m i c
— t h a t ' s the way they go. Mr. Amos
Seedling, superintendent of the Sunday school, was most enthusiastic, and
f o r m e d a class of small boys b e f o r e
w h o m he gave demonstrations. It was
a r e m a r k a b l e sight t o see A m o s go
t h r o u g h his series of p a i n f u l c o n t o r tions, his attenuated limbs destitute
of muscle, swinging w i t h a wild w i n d m i l l motion. Mrs. J e m i m a T r u m b l e
also s u c c u m b e d . And it was truly an
amazing s p e c t a c l e t o see her c o a x her
.swollen limbs into action, and to observe the g r a c e f u l postures she assumed on p e r f o r m i n g the 'trunk bend'
and the n e c k s t r e t c h . " It certainly
was a s t r i k i n g tribute to t h e strangle
hold of an e p i d e m i c .

large f a m i l y of boys, and my m o t h e r
was one of a large f a m i l y of girls.
My eldest uncle started things by
marrying my eldest aunt, w i t h the
consequence that in the end five
brothers had married live sisters.
Everyone thought there would be a
sixth, but the disease had spent itself and the last -one didn't c o m e olf.
I was once caught in a fasting
e p i d e m i c w i t h well-nigh disastrous results.
An itinerant evangelist had
visited our town, and w i t h much eloquence and apparent sincerity, had
impressed upon us that the only way
to o v e r c o m e our natural base tendencies, was t o fast.
He recounted
with m u c h enthusiasm an occasion on
which he had been covered with a
c h o i c e s e l e c t i o n of Job's boils, and
had fasted f o r two weeks, resulting
in a most marvelous c o m p l e x i o n and
c o n t r o l of his animal appetites. There
was nothing particularly wrong with
me at the time, but I was convicted
that I should fast.
A persuasive
speaker always plays a f e a r f u l havoc
with my emotions. A f t e r two weeks 1
was in a semi-transparent condition,
with one f o o t in the grave and the
other on a banana skin, and was extremely docile, which pleasant state
the evangelist a t t r i b u t e d to the salutary e f f e c t s f a s t i n g has on the passions. The f a c t is, I was physically
incapable of being anything else. This
e p i d e m i c was finally broken by conc e r t e d e f f o r t on the part of the g r o cers and the Chinese gardners, who
arose and thrust the f a s t i n g evangelist f r o m the town.

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N o t i c e is hereby given that on February 8, 1927, A l l i e d Real Estate Offices filed in the ottice of the Secretary
of State and County Clerk of Lancaster County, Nebraska, A r t i c l e s of Incorporation, designating the name of
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building, loans, rentals, city p r o p e r t y
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and finance, and establishing agencies
in this s t a t e and throughout the
United States f o r the purpose of rendering service in any or all of the
above specified.
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of this c o r p o r a t i o n is twenty-five thousand dollars (525,000) subdivided into
two hundred fifty shares each of the
par value of one hundred dollars
($100), all c o m m o n , voting, and nonassessable.
Said c o r p o r a t i o n to c o m m e n c e business February 5, 1927, A. D., and term i n a t e February 5, 1977. The highest indebtness to which this corporation shall at any t i m e s u b j e c t itself
shall be not to e x c e e d two-thirds of
its paid up capital.
The affairs of this corporation shall
be managed by a b o a r d of directors
of n o t m o r e than five (5) nor less
than three (3) and the f o l l o w i n g shall
be the officers until their successors
are e l e c t e d : M. L. Test, President;
H. F. Cornell, Vice-president; C. I.
Cline, Treasurer; and Frank A. Stech,
Secretary.
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Have you ever been in a nut-butter
epidemic?
They are very exhilarating. They o f t e n lead to f u r t h e r c o m plications such as massage and hydrotherapy. It o f t e n begins w i t h tuberculosis in an old cow, and spreads
rapidly t o maiden aunts and fanatics.
In its acute stages b u t t e r and m i l k
are banned, and eggs are f r o w n e d u p on, and n u t - b u t t e r m a n u f a c t u r e r s wax
wealthy.
I o n c e lived w i t h a nutb u t t e r maniac. Now I have no p e r sonal f e e l i n g against nut-butter, but
I do insist that it should be kept under adequate control. My good landlady had heard that there was as m u c h
nourishment in a tin of nut-butter
as in a sheep (the label on the can
said so) so i m m e d i a t e l y she ordered
a flock of a f e w dozen cans, and we
g o r g e d on that p h a n t o m b u t t e r f o r
One of the most p e c u l i a r epidemics several moons. S o m e t i m e s w e took it
I ever heard of o c c u r r e d in my neat, but m o r e o f t e n it was cunningly
f a t h e r ' s family.
He was one of a camouflaged, c r o p p i n g out in roasts,

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FRESHMEN GIRLS RISE
EARLY ON MAY 1
Take Cross-Coantry Hike to Cook
Breakfast over Bonfire
For s o m e t i m e the s p r i n g t i m e "wanderlust" has i n f e c t e d the residents of
the second floor of North Hall, most
of whom are f r e s h m e n ; accordingly,
Sunday, May Day, thirty girls l o f t
their quiet slumbers at 4:30 in the
morning t o hike cross country to the
woods beyond the state penitentiary,
a distance of some f o u r miles, where
they cooked their breakfast over a
bonfire. One girl was heard to remark that it was the best breakfast
she had tasted f o r a year—especially
r e f e r r i n g to the eggs which Misses
A l i c e Dennison and Opal Mohr cooked.
A t nine-thirty the last freshman
stragglers, f o o t s o r e but happy, arrived home just in time to see some
of the seniors leave f o r their p i c n i c .

PROGRAM
for May 8

V o c a l Solo
Selected
Mrs. Paul B r i n g l e
Lecture
Professor W. W. P r e s c o t t
When I See My Saviour
Harkness
Mother, My Dear
Treharne
Estelle Kiehnhoff
I Love a L i t t l e C o t t a g e
O'Hara
Ship o' D r e a m s
Francis
A Rustic Festival
Zamecnik
Orchestra
Three L i t t l e Symphonies
Dancla
Violin D u e t
C. C. Engel, Clayoma Engel
Cracovienne Fantastique—Paderewski
Marcella Engel
The Gates of the Singing Winds
Coerne
In Our Boat
Allitsen
Lulu Litwinenco, Harold McCully
The G l o w - W o r m
Lincke
Orchestra

News from Other Colleges

JUNIORS GIVE SABBATH

The Walla Walla College spring
week of prayer began the f o u r t h week
irt April. Pastor C. T. Everson was in
charge.

Symposium by Five Members is
Special Feature
The Sabbath school p r o g r a m on
April 30 was given by the college
juniors. Peter Merkle gave the scripture reading and offered prayer. The
review was conducted by Hubert Teel.
" W h e n I Read My Bible Through,"
a musical reading, was given
by
Theresa Brickman.
A symposium,
" W h a t W o u l d You Do, If
?"was
given by five m e m b e r s : Myrtle Cummings, Jesse Cowdriek, Avola Owen,
Katherine Beck, and Earl Gardner.
The p r o g r a m ended with a mixed
quartet by members of the j u n i o r
class.

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FAUST STUDENTS ENTERTAINED
AT THE HARDY HOME

The Oakwood Junior College quartet appeared on the Walla Walla lyc e u m course April 23.
Professor and Mrs. Harry Morse,
and Jessie Evans, of Washington Missionary College, are g o i n g to China
as missionaries, a c c o r d i n g to reports.
Professor Morse is clean of men; Mrs.
Morse is c r i t i c teacher; and Miss
Evans is the daughter of Elder I. H.
Evans, vice-president of the General
C o n f e r e n c e in charge of the Far Eastern Division Conference.
Handel's o r a t o r i o " T h e Messiah"
was rendered at Pacific Union College,
April 9, by the c o l l e g e
oratorio
chorus and the St. Helena Sanitarium
m i x e d chorus.

Miss Anna Stedman, class of '27, has
secured a position in her h o m e town
high school, Summerfield, Kans. Miss
Stedman is to teach history and

EPIDEMICS
[Cuntiriiieil from page 3J

ever, and with the revival of the consumptive cow, bovine b u t t e r came into vogue again.
Shortly
after
this
we
passed
t h r o u g h a severe a t t a c k of intelligence tests. There are several phenomena peculiar to this disease, one
being that it is difficult to observe it
in other people. I did not know that
the thing was abroad until one day I
applied f o r a j o b at the candle f a c tory.
" H o w is your I. Q.?" aske<J the f o r e man.
" O h , " I replied, beaming on him,
"thank you, it's not nearly so p a i n f u l
as it was. 1 had it cut out last w e e k . "
He looked at m e very compassionately and passed on to the next man.
I d e t e r m i n e d to find out what it was
all about, so I went home and asked
Elizabeth, and she said that the children had had one each that day at
school. I c o n c l u d e d it must be contagious, probably like an e p i l e p t i c fit,
judging by what E g b e r t t o l d me. He
ad to do s o m e most abnormal things,

MENTION

The Humann brothers made their
headquarters at Campion A c a d e m y
while filling their appointments at
Greeley, Ft. Collins, Loveland, and
Boulder.
R o y Kinzer delivered the sermon
last Sabbath, A p r i l 23, at Shelton
A c a d e m y , while there w i t h the Humann brothers. His subject was "The
I m p o r t a n c e of Christian E d u c a t i o n . "
Mr. and Mrs. R a y m o n d T. Moore
m o t o r e d f r o m their home at Blencoe,
Iowa, last Friday to visit f r i e n d s in
College V i e w over the week-end. Mrs.
M o o r e was f o r m e r l y Miss Thelma
Brewer.
Pastor R o s c o e Baer gave an illustrated lecture on South A m e r i c a at
the Lutheran c h u r c h of Davie, Nebr.,
on the evening of May 1.

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Miss A l m a Lorenz, class of '27, has
received an official call f r o m the General C o n f e r e n c e to connect with the
Seventh-day Adventist academy located in Honolulu, Hawaii. Miss Lorenz is undecided as to her acceptance.

Mr. and Mrs. E. C. Hardy openeu
their c o m m o d i o u s home on Sheridan
Boulevard, A p r i l 25, to Miss i'hilmon's c o m p a r a t i v e literature class.
The occasion was a report of certain
m e m b e r s of the class on Goethe's
" F a u s t . " The luxurious library with
its many books, gave a fitting s e t t i n g
f o r the p r o g r a m w h i c h had been
planned.
Character sketches were
given of Faust by A v o l a Owen, of
Marguerite by Louis Hansen, and of
Mephistopheles by Ralph Wilson. A
sketch of the opera, " F a u s t , " was then
presented by Misses Lu Z e l t a llrassin
and Myra Jordan, supplemented with
several selections f r o m the o p e r a on
the Brunswick Panatrope, r e p r o d u c ing renditions by Caruso, Farrar, and
the Philadelphia symphony orchesLra.

such as thread some c o l o r e d beads
on a string, count to twenty with his
eyes shut, and answer some f o o l i s h
riddle, a f t e r which he was declared to
be normal. Even t o this day I can't see
any connection between those things
and the needs of a candle f a c t o r y or
the work of a street car c o n d u c t o r ,
which is E g b e r t ' s chosen profession.
But in epidemics p e o p l e never stop
t o reason things out, f o r if they did
we wouldn't have any.
However, it
would be impossible to tell of all the
e p i d e m i c s one passes through in the
course of several years. They are p r a c tically continuous and cover every
phase of human existence, e f f e c t i n g
the 'intellectuals' as well as the c o m mon herd. Now, I have no o b j e c t i o n
to any number of people b e c o m i n g
e f f e c t e d so long as they do not try to
pass it on to others, but generally
that is just exactly what happens
when, f o r instance, some dyspeptic
individual b e c o m e s addicted to bran
or toasties, or other partially digested
preparations, and insists that everyone else who doesn't do likewise is in
a very precarious position, mentally,
physically, and spiritually.
But the
terrible thing about it is, that it is
those persons w i t h such m i c r o s c o p i c
intellects who are the most susceptible. On the other hand, I do not feel
that they should be rudely disturbed,
but that nature should be allowed to
take its course, f o r she has a knack
of dealing with these eruptions that
gives infinite satisfaction b o t h to the
eruptor and the eruptee. The f o r m e r
feels that he has g o t t e n much credit
to himself, and his o b j e c t (if he ever
had one) has been
accomplished,
while the latter is c o n t e n t that the
disturbance has ceased without undue pressure on his part, w h i c h might
lead to the breaking of an otherwise
sacred friendship.

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