The smallest man is the
biggest

To the real man every

problem.

bump is a boost.

VOL. I

LECTURE COURSE
FOR NEXT YEAR
IS
Lew Sarett, the Woodsman-Poet, the
Chief Attraction among the Numbers
Already Secured
The
lecture
course
for
1927-28
p r o m i s e s to be one o f t h e best t h a t
Union C o l l e g e has ever had. A c c o r d i n g to a s t a t e m e n t g i v e n to the (.'lock
T o w e r by P r o f e s s o r J a c o b s o n , c h a i r m a n o f the e n t e r t a i n m e n t c o m m i t t e e ,
five n u m b e r s o f t h e c o u r s e have been
secured
from
the
Horner-Redpath
b u r e a u o f Kansas City, and o t h e r
n u m b e r s are b e i n g a r r a n g e d f o r .
F o r e m o s t a m o n g t h e l e c t u r e r s on
t h e c o u r s e s t a n d s L e w S a r e t t , the
woodsman-poet.
The other HornerR e d p a t h l e c t u r e r s are R. B. ( " A r m y " )
A m b r o s e , F r e d e r i c k M. S n y d e r , M o n t a v i l l e F l o w e r s , and M a j o r J o h n J. Hill.

COLLEGE V I E W , NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, M A R C H 2 4 ,

Bible and History
Institute Scheduled
for Coming Vacation
A t t h e s p r i n g c o u n c i l o f the Genera)
C o n f e r e n c e h e l d at W a s h i n g t o n , D . C.,
M a r c h 5-8, it was v o t e d to h o l d an
i n s t i t u t e this c o m i n g s u m m e r
for
B i b l e and h i s t o r y t e a c h e r s o f all the
c o l l e g e s and s e c o n d a r y s c h o o l s o f the
d e n o m i n a t i o n in N o r t h A m e r i c a . T h e
d a t e and p l a c e have not yet been
decided.

JUBILEE QUARTET
TO SING IN S. D. A.
CHURCH APRIL 2
Dixie Singers Will Give Many Negro
Spirituals and Plantation Melodies
The famous colored Jubilee Quartet
f r o m t h e O a k w o o d J u n i o r Col!ei;e,
H u n t s v i l l e , Ala., w i l l g i v e a c o n c e r t
in t h e S e v e n t h - d a y A d v e n t i s t c h u r c h ,
S a t u r d a y n i g h t , A p r i l 2.
P r e s i d e n t J. A . T u c k e r , who h.is
c h a r g e of t h e e n g a g e m e n t s , s t a t e d
t h a t t h i s was a s i m i l a r q u a r t e t to t h e
one w h i c h r e c e i v e d so m u c h p u b l i c i t y
t h r e e y e a r s ago w h i l e t h e y w e r e o.i a
northern tour.

D r . S a r e t t needs no i n t r o d u c t i o n to
A m e r i c a n readers. He is in t h e f r o n t
rank o f c o n t e m p o r a r y A m e r i c a n p o e t s .
B u t h e is m o r e than a p o e t . He is a
w o o d s m a n a n d a naturalist.
As a
t e a c h e r o f p u b l i c s p e a k i n g he is one
o f the " b i g f o u r . " H e is p r o f e s s o r o f
a r g u m e n t a t i o n and d e b a t e , and head
o f the school of speech of Northwestern University.
He has a n u m b e r o f
T h e c o n c e r t is to i n c l u d e p l a n t a t i o n
d e g r e e s a t t a c h e d to his n a m e , y e t he
r he
m e l o d i e s and n e g r o spirituals.
is n o n e o f y o u r a n e m i c s in p h y s i q u e
m e m b e r s o f t h e q u a r t e t are: P r o f e s s o r
n o r " h i g h b r o w s " in c o n v e r s a t i o n .
J. L. P e t e r s o n , s e c o n d t e n o r ; E m i l e
Mr. A m b r o s e is a s c i e n t i f i c l e c t u r e r J o r r a u , 1st t e n o r ; Otis T r o t t e r , bariand d e m o n s t r a t o r .
Of his w o r k he t o n e ; and H e n r y H a m m o n d , basso.
says, " M y b u s i n e s s on t h e p l a t f o r m
T h e q u a r t e t is on a t o u r of the
is to c o m b i n e e n t e r t a i n m e n t
with
western p a r t o f t h e U n i t e d States,
h o m e o p a t h i c dose's o f s c i e n t i f i c k n o w l having e n g a g e m e n t s in the f o l l o w i n g
e d g e , until ' b a b i e s c r y f o r i t . ' " His
cities:
Kansas City, Omaha, D e n v e r ,
d e m o n s t r a t i o n s in s o u n d a m p l i f i c a t i o n ,
W a l l a W a l l a , S e a t t l e , P o r t l a n d , San
l i g h t c o n t r o l o f e l e c t r i c a l c u r r e n t , and
F r a n c i s c o , and Los A n g e l e s .
t h e like, l e a v e i m p r e s s i o n s t h a t c m n o t easily b e f o r g o t t e n .

Skates Popular at
Unioersity of Illinois

M r . S n y d e r is a man of w i d e e x perience
and p o w e r f u l
personality
w h o c a n n o t f a i l t o please.
M a j o r Hill has s p e n t his l i f e in
T h e " L i n c o l n S t a r " p u b l i s h e d the
A f r i c a as an e n g i n e e r , s o l d i e r , and ex- f o l l o w i n g on M a r c h 18:
plorer.
W h e n Cecil Rhodes, the' AfT h e U n i v e r s i t y of I l l i n o i s c a m p u s
r i c a n b i l l i o n a i r e and statesman was has p u t on r o l l e r skates a l m o s t to the
["Continued on uaco 21
last
whiskerless
student
and
the
youngest blooming co-ed.
E i g h t h u n d r e d p a i r s of skates have
been sold w i t h i n a f e w days.
The f a d started when student autcmobiles were prohibited.

STUDENT ORATORS
TO DEBATE McNARY
FARM RELIEF BILL
Important Agricultural Question
of the Day to Be Ironed Out

A d e b a t e on t h e q u e s t i o n " R e s o l v e d
t h a t t h e essential f e a t u r e s of t h e
M c N a r y - H a u g e n bill s h o u l d be e n a c t e d
i n t o l a w " is t o be h e l d in t h e c h a p e l
Wednesday,
March
30,
at
eight
o'clock.
R o y a l T u c k e r , L o u i s Hansen, and
A l f r e d W a t t w i l l u p h o l d the affirmat i v e , and F r a n c i s S h o w a c y ,
Clyde
S t u a r t , and H u b e r t T e e l t h e n e g a t i v e
side of the question.
T h e p r o p o s i t i o n w h i c h has been
c h o s e n is o n e t h a t s h o u l d be of g r e a t
i n t e r e s t t o t h e p e o p l e o f this w e s t e r n
s e c t i o n o f t h e c o u n t r y , n o t only b e c a u s e o f t h e i n t e r e s t in a g r i c u l t u r e ,
b u t also b e c a u s e o f t h e i m p o r t a n c e o f
the question.
It p r o b a b l y w i l l b e a b i g issue in the
n e x t p r e s i d e n t i a l c a m p a i g n . F o r five
y e a r s it has been a b o n e o f c o n t e n t i o n
in C o n g r e s s . T h i s y e a r it was passed
b y b o t h houses, b u t was v e t o e d by
the President.

The Week's Announcements
Thursday, March 24
6:00 p. m. S t u d e n t
Volunteer
banquet (South Hall)
Friday, March 25
6:44 p. m. Sunset
7:00 p. m. M. V. w o r k bands
8:00 p. m. V e s p e r s
9:00
9:45
10:00
11:10
2:15
3:30
2:30
8:00

Saturday, March 2(J
a. m . T e a c h e r s ' m e e t i n g
a. m. S o n g s e r v i c e
a. m . S a b b a t h s c h o o l
a. m. B a p t i s m a l s e r v i c e
p. m. Seminar
p. m . Q u a r t e r l y s e r v i c e
p. m . W o r k bands
p. m . H u m a n n
Brother's
quartet

Sunday, March 27
7:45 p. m. H u m a n n
Brother's
quartet
9:00 p. m . E n g e 1 's s y m p h o n y
orchestra broadcasts f r o m
KFAB
Wednesday, March 30
6:00 p. m . S p r i n g
begins
8:00 p. m . D e b a t e

vacation

SAILORS ON CRUISER
WILL LISTEN IN
ON KFAB MARCH 27
Professor Engel's Orchestra -To Give
Program in Honor of Beethoven
Anniversary
" W i t h o v e r f l o w i n g j o y in m y heart
I wish to thank y o u f o r tne h a m m e r ing m e s s a g e that you sent across '.he
air last n i g h t .
It did m e w o r l d s of
g o o d to hear s u c h c l e a r w o r d s against
the danger of evolution."
T h e a b o v e is an e x t r a c t laken f i o m
one of t h e m a n y l e t t e r s r e c e i v e d by
P r o f e s s o r W . W . P r e s c o t t in response
t o his l e c t u r e s sent o v e r t h e air
t h r o u g h s t a t i o n K F A B at L i n c o l n . T h e
w r i t e r also e x p r e s s e d a desire ' o o b tain s o m e of P r o f e s s o r P r e s c o t t ' s lect u r e s in p r i n t .
T h e first n u m b e r of P r o f e s s o r Eng e l ' s S y m p h o n i c O r c h e s t r a , the F i f t h
S y m p h o n y , b y B e e t h o v e n , w h i c h is to
be b r o a d c a s t on M a r c h 27 f r o m s t a t i o n
K F A B at 9 p. m., is to be r e n d e r e d in
h o n o r of B e e t h o v e n ' s one h u n d r e d t h
anniversary w h i c h is b e i n g c e l e b r a t e d
in a B e e t h o v e n ' s w e e k , M a r c h 20-26.
" L e s P r e l u d e s , " b y Liszt, has been req u e s t e d by " A m e r i c a n s " f r o m
the
Panama Canal w h o listen to P r o f e s s o i
Engel's orchestra regularly.
Sailors
a b o a r d a U n i t e d States c r u i s e r plan
to listen in this s a m e e v e n i n g .
This
n u m b e r w i l l be d e d i c a t e d t o t h e m .

FULL HOUSE LISTENS
TO ACADEMY CHORUS
GIVE "QUEEN ESTHER"
Solo Work of Jeanette Hawley and
Wesley Rhodes Wins Approbation
of Audience
Last S a t u r d a y e v e n i n g , in the c o l lege c h a p e l , a c a p a c i t y a u d i e n c e enj o y e d an i m p r e s s i v e p r e s e n t a t i o n of
t h e c a n t a t a " Q u e e n E s t h e r , " g i v e n by
t h e a c a d e m y chorus, u n d e r t h e d i r e c t i o n o f Miss G r a c e B u c k . T h e c h a r a c t e r s w e r e c h o s e n f r o m the c o l l e g e
v o i c e d e p a r t m e n t . T h e c o s t u m c s added m u c h t o t h e e f f e c t i v e n e s s o f the
program.
T h o c h o r u s is t o be c o m m e n d e d on
its e x c e l l e n t r e n d i t i o n , g i v i n g evid e n c e o f h a r d and c a r e f u l p r e p a r a t i o n .
One c o u l d have w i s h e d t h a t t h e m a l e
s e c t i o n had b e e n a l i t t l e heavier, but
p r o b a b l y all the v o i c e s available w e r e
in use.
Lulu L i t w i n e n c o , as Queen E s t h e r ,
and D a v i d K e a c h e r , as K i n g Ahasuerus, w e r e a p p r o p r i a t e l y chosen f o r
t h e i r p a r t s , as also was W i l l i a m R o b inson as M o r d e c a i , t h e Jew.
Particularly p l e a s i n g was the c h a r a c t e r i z a t i o n
o f Hainan and Zeresh, given by W e s ley R h o d e s and J e a n e t t e H a w l e y . T h e
s c e n e s leading to the d i s c o m f i t u r e o f
Hainan w e r e w e l l p r e s e n t e d , but esp e c i a l l y fine was the d u e t . " F a r e w e l l ,
tho Hour Has Come."

M. B. Long Here on Visit
M a u r i c e B. L o n g , class o f '12, o f
N e w York, r e c e n t l y v i s i t e d his m o t h e r ,
Mrs. E. M. L o n g , o f S o u t h Hjill.
He
is on a l e c t u r e t o u r a m o n g the univ e r s i t i e s o f t h e M i d d l e W e s t in c o n n e c t i o n w i t h his w o r k as e d u c a t i o n a l
director of the American Telephone
and T e l e g r a p h C o m p a n y .

1927

Standard Oil Company
Buys Knowlton Property
for Filling Station
T h e K n o w l t o n lot, c o r n e r o f 7th and
L S t r e e t s , has been s o l d to t h e S t a n d ard Oil C o m p a n y as a s i t e f o r a filling s t a t i o n . T h e house h'.is been sold
t o J. S. D i c k m a n and is t o be m o v e d
A p r i l 1 t o t h e o n e - h u n d r e d b l o c k on
East 7th s t r e e t and r e m o d e l e d i n t o a
duplex.

No. 7

TO APPEAR ON
LECTURE COURSE
A Repeat Program to Be Given
Sunday Night

T h e s i x t h n u m b e r o f the l e c t u r e
W o r k on t h e filling s t a t i o n will bec o u r s e is t o be g i v e n by the H u m a n n
gin A p r i l 1.
B r o t h e r ' s q u a r t e t , M a r c h 26.
Mrs.
W . W . M i l l e r w i l l play t h e a c c o m paniment f o r the quartet.
Assisting
w i t h o b l i g a t o p a r t s are Miss K e i h n hoff and Mrs. D i x o n , w h o is a f o r m e r
s t u d e n t o f U n i o n C o l l e g e . Miss Clayo m a E n g e l w i l l p l a y a v i o l i n solo.

SOUTH HALL BOYS
COURT MUMPS
Louis Hansen Offering
Exposures at Twenty five Cents Per
" H a v i n g m u m p s isn't s o bad a f t e r
all," are the w o r d s o f one w h o k n o w s
— J u d d L i p p i n c o t t . It is b e l i e v e d , h o w ever, t h a t t h i s is an e n t i c e m e n t i n t e n d ed t o a t t r a c t those w h o are a ' f e c t e d by
s p r i n g f e v e r and are s e a r c h i n g f o r a
p l a u s i b l e e x c u s e f r o m classes.
The
evidence leading to this conclusion
is that L o u i s Hansen, J u d d ' s r o o m m a t e , w h o is a s h r e w d business man,
has a n n o u n c e d that f o r the s u m o f
t w e n t y - f i v e c e n t s he w i l l g i v e one
e x p o s u r e t o the m u m p s . In case the
first e x p o s u r e is not e f f e c t i v e , he will
a l l o w one m o r e s i t t i n g w i t h o u t additional charge.
E l v i n A t k i n s o n , w h o has had a f e v e r
of one hundred three, gives a negat i v e r e p o r t as t o the seriousness o f
mumps.
He has sent out a general
w a r n i n g to those in the d o r m i t o r i e s
who
possess
violins
and
ukelcles
e i t h e r t o d i s p o s e o f , or hide t h e i r
u n m u s i c a l i n s t r u m e n t s , as he has a
firm i n t e n t i o n to d e m o l i s h all u p o n
w h i c h he is able to lay his hands when
he has r e c o v e r e d his s t r e n g t h .
G e r a l d M i n c h i n , w h o was i n f o r m e d
by a p r e - m e d i c s t u d e n t that m u m p s
invariably causes l o c k - j a w , has been
seen g o i n g a b o u t t h e c a m p u s w i t h his
m o u t h o p e n e d q u i t e wide.
On being q u e s t i o n e d c o n c e r n i n g this unusual f a c i a l d i s t o r t i o n , he r e p l i e d t h a t
ho 'had been e x p o s e d to the m u m p s ,
and w h e n his j a w l o c k e d he w a n t e d it
to be l o c k e d o p e n .

T h e H u m a n n B r o t h e r s have been
w o r k i n g on this c o n c e r t p r a c t i c a l l v
all w i n t e r .
J. H u l d r i c h
Humann
says, " M o s t o f t h e n u m b e r s are new,
and t h e p r o g r a m will be s u p e r i o r tc
t h e o n e w e g a v e last y e a r . "
T h e c o n c e r t w i l l be r e p e a t e d Sunday e v e n i n g f o r t h e b e n e f i t o f m u s i c
lovers f r o m t h e v i l l a g e and L i n c o l n .
J u d g i n g f r o m t h e n u m b e r of t i c k e t s
sold, a f u l l house is assured b o t h
nights.
T h e h i s t o r y o f this q u a r t e t , as m u s i cians, is o f unusual i n t e r e s t .
Being
t h e sons o f a f a t h e r and m o t h e r who
are b o t h m u s i c a l , they not only g r e w
u p t o g e t h e r , but also sang side b y
side f r o m childhood.
This a c c o u n t s
f o r t h e i r w o n d e r f u l h a r m o n y , and
t h e i r p e r f e c t b a l a n c e and b l e n d o f
voices.
A f t e r attending various
colleges,
t h e y w e r e sent b y t h e i r f a t h e r to E d m o n t o n to s t u d y at the A l b e r t a C o l l e g e N o r t h , the l a r g e s t c o n s e r v a t o r y
of music west of Toronto.
At the
p r e s e n t t i m e t h e y are a t t e n d i n g Union
College.
T h e Canadian H u m a n n
Brother's
m a l e q u a r t e t has m a d e c o n c e r t t o u r s
o f the Canadian W e s t and of the
U n i t e d States.

BURLINGTON MAY RUN
SPUR TO COLLEGE VIEW
Fourteenth and L Selected
for Terminal

H a r o l d Studt', C e c i l M o r e y , and W i l bur D u n n are n e w a d d i t i o n s t o t h e
I n t e r e s t in t h e p r o p o s i t i o n of runm u m p e r list.
n i n g a railway spur t o C o l l e g e V i e w
has r e v i v e d .
S e v e r a l t i m e s in years
past, e f f o r t s have b e e n m a d e to ind u c e t h e B u r l y i g t o n C o m p a n y to lay a
s p u r f r o m t h e i r line s o u t h of t o w n
t o s o m e c o n v e n i e n t p o i n t near t h e
c e n t e r o f the t o w n , b u t past e f f o r t s
h a v e always f a i l e d . H o w e v e r , at the
p r e s e n t t i m e n e g o t i a t i o n s b e t w e e n tho
t o w n b o a r d and t h e r a i l w a y officials
Miss E s t h e r H a r t z e l l , a m e m b e r o f are u n d e r way; and, a c c o r d i n g t o c e i the senior class o f 1927, has a c c e p t e d t a i n m e m b e r s o f the b o a r d , C o l l e g e
the p o s i t i o n as p r e c e p t r e s s at P l a i n - V i e w is q u i t e c e r t a i n to have the
view
Academy,
Redfield,
S.
Dak. spur in t h e n e a r f u t u r e . A c c o r d i n g t o
She is to s u c c e e d Miss L e t h a T a y - p r e s e n t plans, a p o i n t near t h e i n t e r lor, a m e m b e r o f last y e a r ' s s e n i o r s e c t i o n o f L and 14th s t r e e t s has
Not
class, w h o is r e t u r n i n g to her h o m e at b e e n s e l e c t e d f o r the t e r m i n a l .
O k l a h o m a C i t y , Okla., b e c a u s e
o f all o f the r i g h t - o f - w a y has y e t been
s e c u r e d , b u t it is c l a i m e d t h a t this
t h o illness o f h e r m o t h e r .
Miss H a r t z e l l , w h o s e h o m e is in p a r t o f t h e w o r k is p r o g r e s s i n g satisT h e nearest r a i l w a y c o n C o r t l a n d , N e b r ^ first c a m e t o U n i o n f a c t o r i l y .
College
as
an
academic
s t u d e n t n e c t i o n s C o l l e g e V i e w has at the presin 1919. In 1921 she was g r a d u a t e d ent t i m e are one m i l e f r o m tho c e n f r o m the a c a d e m i c course. T h e f o l - t e r o f t o w n . T h i s n e c e s s i t a t e s a longl o w i n g t w o years she t a u g h t p u b l i c haul o f all c o a l and o t h e r s u p p l i e s
s h i p p e d t o C o l l e g e V i e w . A spur t e r s c h o o l at P i c k v e l l , Nehr.
minal near t h e c e n t e r o f t o w n w o u l d
In 1923 s h e r e t u r n e d t o t a k e up her
be a g r e a t b o o m t o t h i s L i n c o l n subc o l l e g e work, finishing the a d v a n c e d
urb.
n o r m a l c o u r s e in 1925.

Esther Hartzell
Elected Preceptress at
Plainview Academy

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EDITORIAL
A very striking exhibition of concentrated ignorance was given in the
chapel on Sunday evening, March 13,
during the radio program. A number'
of students with a large sprinkling
of visitors f r o m the outside had
gathered, e x p e c t i n g to listen in on
K F A B ; but such was the behavior of
some of the students that at times it
was difficult to hear what was being
said. This is regrettable, particularly
in view of the f a c t that many were
especially anxious to hear Professor
Prescott's address on " E v o l u t i o n and
the Bible."
A p p a r e n t l y the intelligence Of this
g r o u p of disturbers was not capable
of c o m p r e h e n d i n g the program, or else
their manners were unequal to the occasion, f o r certainly they w e r e old
enough to know better.
i f these young people have no particular interest in their own reputation, we would urge them, if only f o r
the reputation of Union, to use a little m o r e discretion when in public,
and respect the rights of others.
Union College has one of the best'
museums in the state of Nebraska.
But who knows it? H o w many of the
college students are receiving any
benefit f r o m this w o n d e r f u l c o l l e c tion?
Something must be done to
arouse us to a realization of the
value of this material, which is sadly
in need of c a r e f u l cleaning and rearranging. Out of respect to the donors, the specimens should receive
m o r e care.
The c o l l e g e museum has ten large
cases of b e a u t i f u l l y mounted birds,
ranging f r o m the bald-headed eagle
and the great w h i t e A m e r i c a n pelican to the tiniest h u m m i n g bird.
T h e r e are also several
cases
of
m o u n t e d mammals; and the reptile
w o r l d is represented by an alligator
six f e e t long. Sea l i f e is also well
represented by varied specimens of
curious fish, and an excellent collection of coral and sponges.
If this museum were given better
attention, every department in the
c o l l e g e c o u l d find m'aterial which
w o u l d add greatly to the interest of
the classes. Even the history department m i g h t seem less dry if some of
the still drier clay tablets, written
in 2300 B. C., were used in the study
of ancient history.
The classes in
modern history and in the history of
missions w o u l d find interesting sidelights thrown on the costumes and
implements f r o m f o r e i g n countries.
Ratu Meli, the Fijian chief, identified
several articles f r o m his islands when
/ie visited the college last summer,
but he c r i t i c i s e d severely the school
f o r not taking better care of sucli a
valuable collection.

11,000 Patients Treated
Q. Why did the young ladies residing at home make the highest
grades in Union College last semester, while the boys residing in their
homes made the lowest?
A. W e are at as much of a loss to
know the reason why as was Professor
Thiel.
A l l o w i n g equal intelligence
f o r both groups, it merely seems as
though the girls did more studying.
Possibly they were under more caief u l supervision, and maybe the boys
spent m o r e t i m e in sports, et cetera.
W e do not know whether they worked
longer hours.
It is w o r t h noting
that the girls' average throughout the
school was higher than that of t he
boys.
Q. T o what extent are grades an
index of intelligence?
A. Possibly not so much as is fondly
imagined.
Grades are relative, and
they are the teacher's c o n c e p t i o n of
one's standing in a subject, which conceptions vary considerably, as may be
seen when a number of teachers grade
the same paper. However, grades may
serve as a general index, not necessarily to one's intelligence, but rather
to one's standing in particular subjects. Other considerations enter into the question.
Q. Is it p r a c t i c a b l e f o r a person to
add a new word to his vocabulary
every day?
If so, what m e t h o d .do
you suggest?
A. It certainly is practicable, and
very d e s i r a b l y
W o r d s may be obtained in reading, writing, translating, or listening.
Use these f o u r
rules whenever y o u meet a new word:
pronounce, spell, define, use the word.
If you do not meet a new word, go to
the dictionary f o r one. Suggestion f o r
today: demise.

KAPPA THETA

" W e have treated over 11,000 patients this year," writes Missionary
Orley Ford, of Colta, Ecuador, to his
f o r m e r superintendent, Professor H.
U. Stevens. He f u r t h e r writes: " W e
have used f o u r hundred pounds of
salts, five gallons of iodine, six hundred dysentery injections, and we have
e x t r a c t e d teeth by the hundred. Our
patients' ailments range f r o m gun
shot wounds to chronic rheumatism."

DID YOU KNOW T H A T -

Examination question in English
literature: "Characterize Dr. Samuel
Johnson's style of w r i t i n g . "
Answer: " H i s thoughts were deep
and heavy. He used deep and heavy
phrases to exoress his thoughts. His
style is deep and heavy."

Britain owes
$162,000,000?

the

United

Philadelphia leads the cities of the
world in the m a n u f a c t u r e of false
teeth?
The gross sales of the W o o l w o r t h
Stores in the United States f o r the
year 1926 amounted to $267,000,000?

T y p e w r i t i n g student sent over to
The offering's of the U. C. Sabbath
print shop a f t e r w h i t e cardboard: " I
school have increased 33 per cent and
want
some
white
carbon
paper,
the membership 20 per cent over the
please."
first Sabbath of the quarter?
W e b s t e r declares that mumps is "a
Marshall-Fields' c l o t h i n g store, lospecific i n f e c t i o u s f e b r i l e disorder
The department of history of Union characterized by a nonsupurative in- cated in Chicago, is the largest retail
College under the direction of Profes- flammation of the parotid and >ther store in the world, and .that 2,700
clerks are employed in it?
sor J. W. M c C o m b shows a remarkable salivary glands." W e believe it.
advancement over previous years. O ie
hundred seventy-six college students Public Library Has Large Patronage
LOST!
have enrolled in the department this
year, and seven c o l l e g e seniors are
Gold
Eversharp
Pencil
During the month of January there
m a j o r i n g in history.
bearing the initials 1). G. H.
were 2,060 callers at the College V i e w
Finder please return to
" N o t h i n g spectacular is staged in public library. This was the largest
D. G. Hilts
our history teaching," stated P r o f e s - number of patrons in the history of
sor McComb, " b u t an intensive study the library during any one month. The
is made to gain an understanding of average of readers f o r a day was 66.
man's a c t i v i t y in the past with a view Patrons during the month of February
We Place Teachers
to interpret the present and f u t u r e . numbered 1,992. The January record
Our aim is t o cause the student to is as f o l l o w s : A f t e r n o o n : men, 206;
work and c o m p r e h e n d . "
women, 217; boys, 201; girls, 434. Eve138 North 12th St.
T o the regular g r o u p of courses, ning: men, 371; women, 208; boys, 194;
Lincoln
there has been added a philosophy of girls, 229.
history course. This has to do, not
only with the historical f a c t s of early
Y o u w i l l just remember that
nations, but w i t h the interpretation
one hundred cents makes $ 1 . 0 0
and meaning of history.
W i t h this
and brings in return $ 1 . 5 0 —
addition the department boasts of a
spent at H u d s o n R e p a i r Shop.
slightly larger offering of subjects
U. C. •02
than has any other college in the
Hudson (k? Son
denomination.
The
enrolment
is
J e w e l e r — G i f t Counselor
larger than it has been at rny pre1029 L St.
College V i e w
vious t i m e in the history of Union.
L e t us figure on y o u r furnace

FROM THE HISTORY
DEPARTMENT

The Davis School Service

B. L. Morse

T w o valuable additions have been
made in the personnel of instructors:
Dr. W i l h e l m P f e i l e r , of Germany, is
acting as associate professor; and Professor B. H. W i l c o x , dean of men, as
a regular instructor.

N o r t h Hall girls were more interE l m e r Olson on current events: "In
ested in Saint Patrick's day this year N e w Y o r k they are* c o m m i t t i n g suithan they usually are, f o r they dis- cide as fast as they can get their
cussed the history and customs of the applications in."
Irish people in Kappa Theta, W e d nesday evening, March 16.
Miss Ophelia V o t h told something
of the history of the Irish people,
and the reasons f o r the celebration
of the seventeenth of ?/Iarch as St.
Patrick's Day. A ladies' quartet, consisting of Misses Paulenne Strickland,
Geneva Kern, Helen Jones, and Sylvia
Simon, sang an Irish song, " C o m e
Back to Erin."
The customs and habits of the Irish
people were d e p i c t e d by Miss Townsend.
She said, " W h i l e we ride in
street cars and automobiles in A m e r i ca, the Irish people, even the aged,
ride bicycles.
The c r i t i c , Miss Dorothy Foreman,
said, "Of course, I cannot say anything disparaging about this program,
f o r I am pretending tl at I kissed the
Blarney stone in old Ireland."

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c o n t e m p l a t i n g the building of a railroad f r o m Cape Town to Cairo, while
the interior of A f r i c a was as yet practically .unexplored, it was necessary
f o r the engineering staff to send an
advance f o r c e to survey and conduct
negotiations with the natives.
Hill
was selected to head this expedition.
His knowledge of A f r i c a is said to be
second only to that of the historic
David Livingstone.
/
Montaville Flowers will be r e m e m bered by many Union College people.
He was here in 1921, and lectured on
the subject "Guarding the Golden
Gate." Those who heard h i m L e f c r e
will be anxious f o r his return.
The entertainment c o m m i t t e e
also endeavoring to secure Boss 0< arhart-Morrison again f o r next year's
S p e c i m e n s of rocks, minerals, and
course.
fossils f o r m another interesting c o l lection. T h e r e is plenty of evidence
in the Union College museum to dis- high t i m e f o r the Union College
spirit t o move among the dry bones
p r o v e the theory of evolution.
The spirit of Union, which has been and dusty specimens of the Union Colf e l t so m u c h of late, has f a i l e d to lege museum and quicken them to
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Who Publishes the Clock Tower?
W h o publishes t h e Clock Tower?
W h o publishes t h e Clock T o w e r }
The president o f the board, o f course. The news writers, o f course. They arc
He calls the m e e t i n g s ; and presides. always on the j o b , all day, every Jay,
He hears the woes and the j o y s ox the nose eager f o r t h e scent o f news.
entire staff. He gives opinions when They a r e everywhere, walking camhe has any. He nods sympathetically eras, as it were, taking word-snapshots
of what goes on. As the enterprisingor shakes r e g r e t f u l l y when he has
nothing audible t o offer.
H E pub- Chinese journalist put it, " D o a mur
der c o m m i t , first we are t o tell o f it.
lishes the Clock T o w e r .
W h o publishes t h e Clock T o w e r } W e w r i t e like the Shakespeare and the
THEY publish t h e Clock
The business staff, o f course. With a Dickens."
f u l l head of steam and a liery devotion T o w e r .

Professor Prescott Reviews
Current Events

"Current events and their interpretation in the light o f the Cross," was
the t o p i c o f Professor W . V/. Presc o t t ' s chapel talk Friday, March 18.
Professor P r e s c o t t cited t h e Rowen
murder charge, Chicago's s u r D u r b a n
wild parties, t h e notorious wave o f
W h o publishes t h e Clock Tower?
suicides among the youth o f A m e r i c a , to the cause they make things hum.
They
the increasing horribleness o f bandit They w r i t e f o r business, run f o r it,The College Press, o f course.
methods, the seething c o m p l e x i t i e s j f talk f o r it, drive f o r it, beg f o r it, set the type, read the p r o o f , make up
E u r o p e since t h e W o r l d War, and fight f o r it, get it. They c o l l e c t the the pages, l o c k up the forms, put them
the Chinese situation as items o f tre- money, keep t h e books, r e c o r d t h e on the press, and clothe the na«ed
menduous i m p o r t t o those who a r e minutes, direct the campaigns, keep sheets with inky words that speak to
THEY publish t h e
the subscription list, make it grow, all w h o read.
seeking t o c o m p r e h e n d the times.
and w o r k prodigiously f o r success. Clock T o w e r .
" I t is only in t h e light o f t h e
THEY publish the Clock T o w e r .
W h o publishes t h e Clock Tower?
whole course o f history—and that
lighted b y t h e Cross—that w e can W h o publishes t h e Clock T o w e r ' The Student Association, o f course.
c o r r e c t l y interpret history," declared The editor-in-chief, o f course. She They subscribe t o t h e paper, ta'lthe speaker. C o m m e n t i n g on the un- rallies her associates and plans with about it, boost f o r it, read it, send it
She outlines policies, keeps to others. They make it' possible. They
nerving o f serious statesmen, he said, them.
" T o grasp the real tragedy o f life is things on schedule, listens t o c o m - r e j o i c e in i t s victories, they mourn
enough t o unhinge any mind which plaints, w e l c o m e s suggestions, writes over its defeats. They loyally support
does not find the solution o f it in Ihe heads, pastes up the " d u m m y , " readis it. THEY publish the Clock Tower.
central tragedy o f the Cross and i t s the page proofs, saves the situation at THEY are the Clock T o w e r .
redemptive

history."

" I n an age when most men are mistaken as t o p r i m e things, Christians
ought surely t o b e sober and serious," declared
Professor
Prescott,
"especially since we are living in the
great antitypical day o f atonement/

LITERARY GEMS OF
BIBLE INTERPRETED
BY CLASS
Sonnet on Old A g e a n d the Oration
f r o m I s a i a h 1 : 2 - 2 0 Given
A unique p r o g r a m was given by ihe
Biblical literature class under the direction o f Miss R o c h e l l e Philmon, at
the Missionary Volunteer meeting,
Friday night, March 18. Miss Jeanette
Hawley sang a solo that brought out
the t h e m e o f the scripture reading U)
Russell W a t e r h o u s e on the Beatitudes.
"Unless Christ comes into our Mves
now while w e are in our youth, he
may never c o m e in," was the interp r e t a t i o n Miss Eva Gibb gave t o Sol• omon's "Sonnet on Old A g e , " f o u n d in
Ecclesiastes twelve.

the last minute, heaves a sigh when
this week's issue is o n t h e press,
heaves another as she turns t o ne^t
week's n u m b e r .
SHE publishes t h e
Clock T o w e r .

The absolutely s e l f - f o r g e t f u l l i f e of
John the Baptist, w h i c h held the intense interest o f the audience, was
portrayed b y Julius Humann.
"John
was educated in God's great schoolr o o m w i t h nature as his teacher. H e
was simple, self-surrendering, generous, unselfish, and r e j o i c e d in seeming
failure. He remained always f a i t h f u l
t o the mission to which he was called,
and drank the cup o f m a r t y r d o m f o r
t h o s e later who must also suffer."
" T h e Song o f Solomon portrays the
elements o f l o v e — m u t u a l satisfaction, and supreme a f f e c t i o n — w h i c h
are m a n i f e s t e d in love f o r the church.
As S o l o m o n w a t c h e d over his love,"
said Miss A l m a Liorenz, " s o Jesus
watches over and p r o t e c t s us."
Miss Hannah Lindeen and Byrne
Taylor, a c c o m p a n i e d
by Professor
W a k e h a m at the organ, played t h e
" L a r g o , " b y Handel as a violin duet.
G. M. Mathews delivered the oration
of Isaiah 1:2-20.
A sketch o f t h e
Psalms was then given by Miss Anna
Gloor.
I n closing Miss Gloor r e p e a t e d the Psalm which begins " T h e
earth is the Lord's and the fullness
t h e r e o f , and Miss Grace B u c k then
sang this same Psalm. The antiphonal chorus and b e n e d i c t i o n by the class
closed the p r o g r a m o f the evening.

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An editor o f a Western newspaper is
mourning the loss o f two subscribers.
W h o publishes t h e Clock Tower.'
He received two letters, one asking
The editors, o f course. Some are i
how t o rid his field o f grasshoppers,
sponsible
f o r this
week's
paper,
the o t h e r how t o raise his twins
others f o r next week's. They assign properly.
the writers t o their tasks, arrange
Both replies w e r e sent out the same
features and interviews, see that all
day, but through mistake were placed
the news is covered. They edit the
in opposite envelopes.
copy, cut it down, p a t c h it up, fill it
The f a t h e r o f the twins received
out, squeeze i t in. They have enough
this reply: " C o v e r them with straw
of this and not too much o f that. They
then set afire, and t h e pests after
have i t on time, every time.
THEY
j u m p i n g into t h e blaze will soon
publish the Clock T o w e r .
settle down."
W h o publishes t h e Clock T o w e r ?
The man t r o u b l e d with the grassThe special writers, o f course. They hoppers received this reply: "Give
l i f t the paper out o f the mediocre them plenty o f nourishment. R u b
and give i t style. They reflect the their gums gently each day. By carespirit o f Union. They put in the spice ful
treatment
they
will
develop
and the savor. They make the dry rapidly."
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U. S t e v e n s w i l l b e t h e
principal
s p e a k e r s , and a r e p r e s e n t a t i v e f r o m
each mission band will talk.
They
a r e G e r a l d M i n c h i n f r o m the Island
band, Wesley Andress f r o m the South
A m e r i c a n band, George Stacey f r o m
t h e A f r i c a n b a n d , and R o d n e y D a v i d son f r o m the Asiatic band.
Music
will be f u r n i s h e d by P r o f e s s o r F ngel's
orchestra.
T h e g u e s t s w i l l be r e c e i v e d at N o r t h
H a l l , w h e r e a s o c i a l h o u r w i l l be
spent prior to the banquet, which will
be s e r v e d at S o u t h H a l l .

Elder

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E l d e r A. J. M e i k l e j o h n is t o be t h e
s p e a k e r at t h e H o m e and S c h o o l A s s o c i a t i o n m e e t i n g w h i c h is t o b e held
in t h e a c a d e m y c h a p e l on t h e e v e n i n g
o f M a r c h 24. T h e . s u b j e c t t o be disc u s s e d is, " P r o p e r A m u s e m e n t s f o r
our Young People."
T h e m u s i c is t o
b e f u r n i s h e d b y P r o f e s s o r C. C. E n gel.

G e o r g e P h i p p s , 13th and L s t r e e t s ,
has b e e n c o n f i n e d t o his h o m e the
p a s t w e e k w i t h an a t t a c k o f a s t h m a .

TOWER

PROLONGED OVATION
GIVEN MISS PHILMON
BY SIGMA IOTA KAPPA

Look into the old pink plush album
and s e e M o t h e r ' s p i c t u r e w h e n s h e
The old saying, " T h e early bird was a b r i d e — t h e n t h i n k . — H u n t e r .
c a t c h e s t h e . w o r m , " is p r o v i n g t r u e ,
f o r the girls have already started reAnother Injustice to L a b o r . — " I 'ear
s e r v i n g r o o m s f o r n e x t y e a r on t h i r d
B
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and
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h
floors.
On T h u r s d a y e v e n i n g , M a r c h 17, M i s s
" H o w many would like to go outside damages."
R o c h e l l e P h i l m o n addressed the Sig" W h y , wot 'ave they done to ' i m ? "
m a I o t a K a p p a ; she h e l d t h e i n t e n s e t h i s e v e n i n g " - - - q u e s t i o n e d Miss H o e s
i n t e r e s t o f h e r a u d i e n c e w h i l e r e - in w o r s h i p , T u e s d a y e v e n i n g , M a r c h
"They
blew
the
quittin
whistle
l a t i n g a c h a i n o f s t o r i e s c o n c e r n i n g 15. S h e w a s i n t e r r u p t e d by a v o l l e y w h e n 'e w a s c a r r y i n ' a ' e a v y b i t o '
h e r a s s o c i a t i o n w i t h boys, b o t h as a o f hands. " T o p i c k u p t h e p a p e r t h a t w o o d an' ' e d r o p t it on ' i s f o o t . " —
s t u d e n t a n d t e a c h e r . T h r o u g h o u t her is b l o w i n g all o v e r t h e g r o v e , " she
t a l k she w o v e in l i t t l e g o l d e n t h r e a d s a d d e d , l a u g h i n g . D i d m o r e h a n d s reW e l l , anyway the paper was
Varjlng E x p a n s i o n s . — L a t e in l i f e
o f h e l p f u l i n f e r e n c e s f o r boys. A m o n g s p o n d ?
o t h e r s t r a n d s w e r e t h e s e : " B o y s n e v e r p i c k e d up in f i f t e e n m i n u t e s , and o n e s u c c e s s e x p a n d s t h e w a i s t b a n d . E a r l y
do realize
a lot of
things
t h e i r g i r l w a s h e a r d t o say, " W e s u r e l y in l i f e it e x p a n d s t h e h a t b a n d . — D u luth Herald.
m o t h e r and s i s t e r s w o r r y a b o u t . M e n h a v e s c h o o l s p i r i t at N o r t h H a l l . "

Mrs. M a t i l d a J o h n s o n , 119 W e s t 13th
s t r e e t , p a s s e d away T u e s d a y , M a r c h
15. She w a s s t r i c k e n w i t h p a r a l y s i s
t h e first o f t h e w e e k . T h e f u n e r a l
s e r v i c e w a s h e l d in B e t h a n y , t h e 17th,
and t h e remains w e r e taken to Ashland, N e b r . , f o r b u r i a l .
M r . a n d M r s . P e r l e y T u c k e r , 136
W e s t 13th s t r e e t , m o t o r e d t o k e n e saw, N e b r . , on Friday^ M a r c h 11, and
returned the f o l l o w i n g Sunday.
They
are j u s t as f o o l i s h as w o m e n a b o u t
visited Mrs. T u c k e r ' s parents, Mr. and
little keepsakes. W h e n the Lord looks
M r s . 0 . Y. R o b e r t s .
down upon the earth the most interS e v e r a l c h i l d r e n in t o w n , i n c l u d e s t i n g s i g h t t h a t g r e e t s his e y e s is
i n g M a r i a n W i g h t and P e t e r S t a n l e y
the
process
of
character-building.
A l t m a n , are n u r s i n g a p e c u l i a r s w e l l E v e r y b o y has a l i f e c o m p a s s to g u i d e
i n g u n d e r the j a w c o m m o n l y k n o w n
h i m if h e w i l l b u t f o l l o w . "
as t h e m u m p s . P r o f e s s o r T h i e l ' s c h i l At the conclusion o f the p r o l o n g e d
d r e n a r e j u s t r e c o v e r i n g f r o m the
a p p l a u s e g i v e n t o Miss P h i l m o n ' s r e chicken pox.
m a r k s , M i s s e s S t r i c k l a n d , J o n e s , and
Mrs. L. N . O l s o n , 104 East Sch, is
K e r n r e n d e r e d a v o c a l t r i o w h i c h rehaving a basement excavated under
ceived m u c h applause.
h e r h o u s e in o r d e r t o install a f u r -

IT PAYS TO KNOW
COOKING WRITES
IRVING MOHR

PROMPTNESS T O WORSHIP
WINS MORE PICNICS
Miss P e a r l R e e s says she w i l l n o t
o b j e c t t o s p r i n g p i c n i c s if all t h e
g i r l s m a k e as g r e a t an e f f o r t t o g e t
t o w o r s h i p on t i m e as t h e g i r l s d i d
who attended a picnic
t h a t Miss
K a t h e r i n e L u t z g a v e in h o n o r o f t h e
b i r t h d a y o f h e r r o o m m a t e , Miss D o r othy Vogel.
Twenty-two young peop l e , w i t h M i s s Olson as c h a p e r o n ,
h i k e d t o A n t e l o p e P a r k on M o n d a y a f t e r n o o n , M a r c h 14. A f t e r an e n j o y a b l e a f t e r n o o n in t h e p a r k a d e l i c i o u s
p i c n i c dinner was served by the hostess in w h i c h t h e s p i r i t o f St. P a t r i c k ' s
d a y was b r o u g h t o u t b y t h e use o f
dainty favors.

H e r e is a c h e e r i n g m i s s i o n a r y i t e m
f r o m South America, f o r those who
find i t n e c e s s a r y t o s u b m i t t h e m s e l v e s
t o all s o r t s o f w o r k in o r d e r t o g e t an
education.
Irving M o h r w r i t e s that
h e has t u r n e d his e x p e r i e n c e in t h e
South Hall kitchen to a good advantage c o o k i n g f o r the South A m e r i c a n
D i v i s i o n C o n f e r e n c e in session at t h e
C a l e g i o A d v e n t i s t a del P l a t a , E n t r e
Rios, Argentina. Delegates f r o m the
s t a t e s i n c l u d e E l d e r s 0 . O. M o n t g o m W r i t e your blessings with indelible
e r y and W . E. H o w e l l . M r . and Mrs.
M o h r are f o r m e r s t u d e n t s o f U n i o n i n k and t r a c e y o u r m i s f o r t u n e s on
C o l l e g e , M r . M o h r h a v i n g been
a the s h i f t i n g sands of t i m e . — H u n t e r .
m
e
m
b
e
r
o
f
t
h
e
1920
s
e
n
i
o
r
class.
At
a town
mass m e e t i n g
held
Honest M a n . — T h e r e is a p r e a c h e r in
M a r c h 15 in t h e c i t y h a l l , n o m i n a t i o n s
K a n s a s w h o s h o u l d h a v e his s a l a r y
f o r t h e t o w n b o a r d and f o r t h e s c h o o l
r a i s e d f o r m a k i n g t h e f o l l o w i n g anboard were made f o r the April elecn o u n c e m e n t f r o m his p u l p i t : " B r e t h tion.
ren, t h e j a n i t o r and I w i l l h o l d our
The following were nominated for
regular prayer meeting next Wednest h e t o w n b o a r d : C. K u h n e r , E. A. K i e H o w a r d J. W e l c h , class o f '27, and
day
evening
as
usual."—Christian
m e r , D r . H. H. J o h n s o n , H. S. C o p e - his w i f e h a v e a c c e p t e d a c a l l t o t a k e
Register.
land, and S. J. Q u a n t o c k . T h r e e f r o m u p e v a n g e l i s t i c w o r k in t h e East
t h i s n u m b e r are t o b e e l e c t e d .
China Union Mission.
Safety R a z o r Blades R e sharpened
The following were nominated for
M r . W e l c h w a s p r e c e p t o r at I n t e r Double edge 3c
Single edge 2c
t h e s c h o o l b o a r d : D r . H . H. J o h n s o n , M o u n t a i n A c a d e m y last y e a r and has
R a l p h R h o d e s , H. D . E n s l o w , C. V . also b e e n e m p l o y e d as a m i n i s t e r in
Keller.
T w o o f t h e s e are t o
be t h e K a n s a s C o n f e r e n c e .
H e has been
Glen Cove, N. Y .
elected.
l e a d i n g o u t in an e v a n g e l i s t i c e f f o r t
G . A . Neinberg
at C o r t l a n d t h i s y e a r .
H i s h o m e is
in E u r e k a , K a n s .

Candidates for
Town and School
Boards Nominated

Mr. and Mrs. Welch under
Appointment to China

New York Edge Co.

YOU
T h e b a p t i s m a l class w i l l h o l d its
last m e e t i n g F r i d a y e v e n i n g , M a r c h
25, in r o o m 202 in t h e c o l l e g e b u i l d ing.
The regular baptismal seivice
w i l l b e h e l d S a b b a t h m o r n i n g at
eleven-thirty o' clock.
T h e d i s t r i c t p r a y e r m e e t i n g s a r c inc r e a s i n g in a t t e n d a n c e and i n t e r e s t .
I n s o m e o f t h e d i s t r i c t s it has b e e n
d i f f i c u l t t o find r o o m f o r t h o s e w h o
seem anxious to attend.
Elder R. T. Baer, a f t e r attending
t h e a n n u a l b o a r d m e e t i n g at S h e l t o n
Academy, returned Friday afternoon,
and w a s t h e s p e a k e r at t h e S a b b a t h
church service.
A s p e c i a l S a b b a t h s c h o o l ,vroj>;;-ain
w i l l b e r e n d e r e d in t h e c h u r c h next
Sabbath during the Sabbath school
hour. It will be the occasion of the
regular thirteenth Sabbath offering.
I t is h o p e d that, t r u e t o p a s t t r a d i tions, the o f f e r i n g will amount to a
dollar a m e m b e r f o r the entire Sabbath school.
A v e r y i n t e r e s t i n g m e e t i n g o f the
home department Sabbath school secr e t a r i e s , w i t h Mrs. M i n n i e C o o k as
general secretary, was held Sunday aft e r n o o n in the S o u t h Hall parlor.
Plans w e r e laid f o r the c a r i n g of such
c h u r c h m e m b e r s as a r c u n a b l e t o attend our Sabbath school.
W h i l e .en r o u t e t o G r a n d Island,
N e b r . , last w e e k , E l d e r R. T . B a e r v i s i t e d his b r o t h e r in C o l u m b u s .
Notice
o f his c o m i n g was s c a t t e r e d o u t to all
the Sabbath keepers and friends living
in C o l u m b u s , and a m e e t i n g , w h i c h
w a s w e l l a t t e n d e d , w a s h e l d t h e r e on
t h e e v e n i n g o f t h e 15th.

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